Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'
 
(You're going to love this....) 



She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'

Human Equation

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Why some girls show only their faces ?

Why do some girls cut their pictures and leave only their faces?




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دو ہزار دس کی 'وش لسٹ'

Orignal Post
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/urdu/2010/01/post_569.html

سال دو ہزار دس میں کیا کیا بس ہونا چاہیے
۔۔1صدر زرادی آئندہ تمام تقاریر تحریری کریں گے۔

2۔ وزیر اعظم سید یوسف رضا گیلانی پردہ ڈالنا چھوڑ دیں گے۔

3۔ وزیر داخلہ رحمان ملک سچ اور صرف سچ کے سوا کچھ نہیں کہیں گے۔

4۔ تمام ریاستی ادارے اپنی اپنی حدود میں رہیں گے۔

5۔ وفاقی وزیر بجلی و پانی اپنی روپوشی ختم کرکے قوم کو لوڈشیڈنگ سے نجات کا درست وقت بتائیں گے۔

6۔ سینٹر رضا ربانی کو مزید کسی پارلیمانی کمیٹی کا سربراہ نہیں بنایا جائے گا۔

7۔ گورنر پنجاب اور صوبائی وزراء 'بندے دے پتر' کی زبان استعمال کرنا شروع کریں گے۔

8۔ بےنظیر بھٹو اور نواب بگٹی کے قاتل بےنقاب ہو جائیں گے۔

9۔ سوات طالبان کے رہنما مولانا فضل اللہ افغان شہریت حاصل کرلیں گے۔

10۔ شدت پسند روز روز کی فوجی کارروائیوں سے تنگ آکر جیکٹ فیکٹریاں بند کر دیں گے۔

11۔ اسامہ بن لادن اپنی ریٹائرمنٹ کا باضابطہ اعلان کریں گے۔

12۔ صدر جنرل پرویز مشرف کے لیکچر دوروں کو توسیع دی جائے گی۔

13۔ فنکارہ میرا اردو کو اپنی زبان مان لیں گی۔

اور ٹی وی چینلز پر صبح کے زنانہ اور رات کے مردانہ شوز میں کمی لائی جائے گی۔

اب دیکھنا ہے 'دس کا دم'