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Why football is played for 45 minutes?

Why football is played for 45 minutes in each half?

Those who thought of this must have lots of time.
Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour?
Even the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the right answer.

In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable and brilliant answer.
He said......."The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is...
There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team.
Each player brings his own "2 balls".

So in total there are 44 balls.

There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45.


Question Answered !!!

Sometimes there is extra time of 2 mins which is the referee's balls!


LIGHTEN UP GUYS......

Some things you just can't explain


A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain.
 This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with her left foot so I tied up hers left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking again she knocked down the bucket with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt.
As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, 
"Some things you just can't explain!"