Birthday Gift for Wife

Wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,

She would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.

She was expecting something like this............









But her husband presented her with something very different...












The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU!

May I know the time please?



Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the
time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?



Old Man :
See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.nxb

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.aadil awan

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?



Young Man
: Possiblehello

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;) ENJOYTHEMASTI.COM

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smileshello

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and star waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! and smilesENJOYTHEMASTI.COM

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a Watch..

ENJOYTHEMASTI.COM

Unique Date and Time

Unique Date and Time on 7th August, 2009 at noon. It was consective numbers from 1 to 9.

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An idea can change your life but ...

An IDEA Can Change Your Life ...
But, A Girl Can Change Your IDEA !!!!


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