Young Man: Sir, may I know the time,   please?
Old Man: Certainly not.
Young Man: Sir,   but why? What are you going to loose,
if you tell me the   time?
Old   Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you   the
time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me   how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely   thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the   time.
Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet   two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young   Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you   may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.Then   as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you   will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made   it.?
Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then   I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young   and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my   daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. ;)    
Old Man: Now onwards you will   try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a   movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start   liking you and star waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in   love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man:   Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell   me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes!   and smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my   Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a Watch..
